“Dad, why aren’t we allowed to go outside?” your daughter asks one day. But she already knows. There is no outside anymore.
then why the fuck did she ask
hmmmmmm…..
Sis lives for drama… fuckin virgo

Do it for your foremothers that never got the chance.
Translation: America can’t celebrate 100 years of female suffrage until 2065
what is wrong with americans
where the fuck do people keep meeting each other? i’ve never met one person in my fucking life
My salary is so shitty 😒
have you tried the bbq ranch chicken salad from Wendy’s?
OMG I THOUGHT THAT SAID SALAD
#FATALITY
WHEN DID ANT FARM GET SO HARSH
(via spongebobssquarepants)